take no prisoners.

Clad in reindeer antlers and a dress with a giant silk bow on the front, I must have realized at some point last night that I had absolutely zero chance of attracting heterosexual men and resorted to a pastime popular with my roommates-outing non-gays, ultimately ending in me forcing some poor guy to come home with me at the end of the night for a platonic sleepover. In retrospect this most closely resembles a hostage situation. Throughout the night I recall telling him how much we had in common, purely on the basis that we both have long eyelashes, and repetitively hugging him and exclaiming how excited I was to be friends...I haven't drunk tequila in awhile, I don't know what else to say. I then proceeded to bring him home to my apartment where I made him watch christmas specials while I cooked breakfast sausages, before tucking him in with a pink fleece sheep-print blanket, and even took his shoes off for him (so as to prevent him from being able to leave. Kidding, although it's not completely out of the question.) Like I said, things got weird and this is not something I'm proud of. At least when I went upstairs to change into sweats he got to make out with my roommate for a bit.

As a sidenote, while cooking I spilled a bottle of soyaki on the carpet in the kitchen, and anxious that my roommates would be less than enthused by the massive stain, had no choice but to hide the carpet. Turns out I hid it very well, as I could not remember where my hiding place was for the life of me, until I left home this afternoon to go to the supermarket and found it rolled up and shoved in a snowbank. Pure gold.

Heading home for the holidays in two days, could not be more excited.. 6 days until Christmas and 12 until my birthday! My wish list definitely includes some wild shoes, and not sure if I can pull off leather pants, but I'm really feeling leather shorts..
Don't want to get my heart set on anything now that there's a good chance I'll just be getting coal!
xxxxxx bad g

images via oracle fox and knight cat