Got in some last minute Christmas shopping this morning. I must say I highly recommend handicap parking stickers for the holiday season-I breezed in and out of the mall in under twenty five minutes. All you need is a slight limp, nothing too exaggerated, to pass for someone with a bad hip or rickets. Also be sure to park slightly sloppily, but not overly so, handicapped people aren't blind. Currently listening to Julian Casablancas "I wish it was Christmas today," download it to play at your swanky, raunchy, wild or utterly mundane christmas parties tonight here http://www.mediafire.com/?m2mo4x1jyym. On my way to consume impossible an impossible amount of cocktail shrimp.
images via fashionlane
Be good, there's only a matter of hours left until judgment day.
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